And Still Going Strong
Happy birthday to me! (This is number 29, if anyone's counting.) Now, send me presents!
posted by Pat at 12:00 AM
Some posts are funny. Some are thought-provoking. Some are just plain dumb.
posted by Pat at 12:00 AM
2 Comments:
Yeah but you suck........
Seamus
What? Why do I suck? Nice birthday present!
I went to Wisco this morning, and met up with my parents and Jenny for dinner at Twin Anchors. I texted you earlier in the day, and you never replied. Also, you, me, my brother, and probably Ellen (if she can't come, Murton's on call) have our season tickets for the game tomorrow. I thought we established last week that we were going to Tuesday and Wednesday Night Game Challenge for my birthday party?
You could have come to dinner. You should have called me. NMP -- not my problem.
Another thing: this isn't some big milestone birthday. After your 21st, birthdays are irrelevant unless they end in a zero. So big deal: I'm 29. Whoopdie-freakin'-doo.
And, let's face it: The only respectable people who make a big deal out of their birthdays are little kids, and chicks. And seeing as I'm neither, I would never make a big deal of an unimportant birthday. I mean, I'd love to be a little girl (who wouldn't?) but I guess I'll just learn to cope with rapidly approaching the big three-oh, with an anaconda constantly slapping against my kneecaps. :-)
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