Global Supporter Update

Let's be honest here: There is NOTHING exciting about the soccer penalty kick. Isn't it COMPLETELY OBVIOUS that the guy's gonna score? I will not rehash a previous point. All I'm saying is, penalty kicks make Euros and Latinos piss themselves with excitement, and I just don't fucking get why. I'll be glad once this dumb thing is over, and then immediately forget who won.

On to other bad things I wish would end, the Cubs are going to keep Dusty and fire all of the coaches except Speier -- I just get that feeling.