Stupefy!
Yeah, I stayed in tonight to buy the last Harry Potter book the second it came out. Yeah, I felt like a complete geek. Yeah, I was the only person in the store who's had sex with someone other than himself. Yeah, I'm not writing much lately, but I assure you, I'm still the biggest wiseass on the face of the planet.
posted by Pat at 1:15 AM
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I am surprised Chris Hanson did not pop out of the woodwork for such an old f*ck like you hanging out with prepubesent children.
Ohh yeah and the Cubs suck the dingleberries out of my crack hole.
I made sure to go to a store where they weren't having a little kid party AKA Facebook pervert fiesta.
And, for once, I can say that the Cubs will still be playing ball long after Jeter is licking whipped cream out of Gay-Rod's crack on South Beach.
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