Conversation Of The Month
Random guy at the gas station, filling up his car: "So you're a Cubbie fan, eh?"
Me, wearing a bright blue Cubs knit cap, also filling up my car: "Yeah, big-time."
Guy, pointing to a Sox logo sticker on the back back windshield: "I'm a South Sider. Hey, like my sticker? I put it on right after the World Series win."
Me: "Man, I'd love to kick you in the balls for any number of reasons right now. You're lucky I'm not drunk."
End of exchange.
Me, wearing a bright blue Cubs knit cap, also filling up my car: "Yeah, big-time."
Guy, pointing to a Sox logo sticker on the back back windshield: "I'm a South Sider. Hey, like my sticker? I put it on right after the World Series win."
Me: "Man, I'd love to kick you in the balls for any number of reasons right now. You're lucky I'm not drunk."
End of exchange.
posted by Pat at 3:53 PM
2 Comments:
somehow, I don't believe the conversation really went like that.
Uh, wrong. I am a furious asshole to Sox fans. I treat them like...well...this is a public forum, so I'll restrain myself.
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