Envy

Isn't it funny how the White Sox are finally trying to make U.S. Smellular look like a baseball park? The projects are gone; now if they could only remove the train tracks, the Dan Ryan, or IIT, they might be onto something that appeals to people with teeth.

Remember how Sox fans initially embraced the original color scheme in the park? I guess it dawned on them fifteen years after the fact that electric blue has nothing to do with the black and white of the team. We know they suck; maybe they're color-blind, too.

Wait? Don't my guys have green seats, rails, and outfield walls?

And so, therein lies a vital component of the Cubs-Sox rivalry: Real baseball is just better.