Good vs. Evil

Today was like a study in temperance, highlighting the ancient struggle of good vs bad:

Good: Slept with the windows open last night.
Bad: Everything was blown to the floor.

Good: That girl's skirt is really short.
Bad: That girl weighs 230 pounds.

Good: The street is pretty quiet.
Bad: Quality time with the panhandlers.

Good: This line is reasonably short.
Bad: One clerk working; forty clerks talking.

Good: My dad would dig that suit.
Bad: That suit is lavender.

Good: All alone in the office.
Bad: I don't know how to switch on night service.

Good.

Bad.

Nice.