Main Line Merde

What the hell happened tonight?! The 'Nova boys couldn't hit a shot to save their freakin' lives! Remember my discourse about their 4-1 and 3-2 offenses? Well, tonight they played the 2-3 for the first time this year. I couldn't believe my eyes. What in the world was Chris Charles doing out there?! This wasn't Farleigh-Dickinson in November at the Pavilion--this was Pitt at the fucking Garden in the Big East tournament!

And could we see a little retribution for ARay please?! They should have had Dunleavy go out there to crack one of those Pitt weasels straight in the grapes. (Oh yeah--we're the Villanova Wildcats, not Temple Owls. Spank!) In reality, the train was going off the rail long before ARay went down. I hope he's okay. What is a "serious eye injury" anyway? Was it just a poke, or...oh good God...a laceration? Gasp--a separation? What is happening right now?!

It's been one of those classic March dead-ends, when good players freeze up, keeping college hoops fanatics awake long into the night. Nothing we tried worked. Rebounding, steals, loose balls--this was the first time we didn't spank the other team in the "little thing" categories. I don't even want to look up the stats. It's like we barely showed up, and that's the first time that has happened this year. I'm sad right now.