Global Supporter Finale

Hey, know who won the Global Supporter? We all did, because it's finally fucking over. Appropriately, it ended in a tie -- er, a gay-ass shoot-out. What a chintz-shit to win a championship. If the World Series ended on a walk-off walk in the 11th inning, it would go down as one of the worst endings in baseball history. This Global Supporter ended not because the goalie made a save, but rather because some poor guy missed an easy shot. This proves a very important point: Soccer is about not fucking up; real sports are about doing.

Speaking of which, it's time to refocus completely on baseball. Speaking of which speaking of which, the Cubs are playing better the last couple days. I'll say it agin: Baker and Speier are staying; the rest are gone.