Random Thought of the Day

I've given some thought lately to shaving in a really ridiculous facial hair set-up. If bullpen pitchers can get away with it, why can't unemployed apiring authors as well? After all, I can shave if I have an interview, and in the meantime it'll be funny to look like a complete hillbilly.

Sergio Mitre of the Cubs had a great nonsensical beard-goatee thing going for a while. When he showed up at the park with that odd arrangement on his face, and someone announced it was publicity photo day, I bet he soiled his drawers. I mean, look at him! He looks like a devil! Too bad he can't throw like one...