How to Handle a Mayoral Press Conference in Chicago

Thank everyone for coming.

Ask for the first question to be repeated.

Issue a blanket denial.

Ask for the follow up to be repeated.

Reiterate the denial.

Make a marginally witty quip.

Mention job creation or diversity.

Thank everyone for coming.

Leave the podium.

Average time of a press conference: No more than 5 minutes.

Anticipated time in office: Indefinite.

It's gotta be good to be Daley.