Patpourri

"All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway." -- Harry S. Truman

"Basically, I'm like the U.N.: I sit around all day and listen to people with a wide range of accents bitch and moan about things I can't or won't do anything about, and no one listens to what I say anyway." -- Pat