Playoff...No Payoff

As much as I love baseball--especially October baseball--it's painful as fuck to listen to this dope do half the games. Fuck fucking Joe fucking Morgan. Look at this cheesy fuckwad:















Thanks for not bothering to clear your schedule for Ryne Sandberg's induction, you petty, jealous, overrated fucking loser. And, thanks for leading the charge to keep Ron Santo out of the Hall of Fame. You're as classy in real life as you are interesting from the announcer's booth. If I ever had the misfortune to meet you in person, I would ask, "Are you fucking the head of programming at ESPN, his son, or both?" The baseball public hates your guts, buttfucker.