Thoughts For Ellen
Three things I'd like to say, if only you weren't soundly asleep:
1. Why did you put a plastic bag containing four Red Bulls and a quart of milk in my fridge last night? Strange, yet somehow not surprising.
2. I am currently 3/5ths beer buzzed and 2/5ths tequila buzzed--each fractional part consumed in a bar outside of Wrigley. Accordingly, I am 1/1ths part pissed that my home park is not serviced by Miller and Cuervo products! Dammit Budweiser and Mai Tais! Viva la revolution!
3. Game on for dinner. Steak or something off Michigan, followed by OMR drinks/time? Or, let's watch the Grizzlies somewhere or here? Whatever, call me!
1. Why did you put a plastic bag containing four Red Bulls and a quart of milk in my fridge last night? Strange, yet somehow not surprising.
2. I am currently 3/5ths beer buzzed and 2/5ths tequila buzzed--each fractional part consumed in a bar outside of Wrigley. Accordingly, I am 1/1ths part pissed that my home park is not serviced by Miller and Cuervo products! Dammit Budweiser and Mai Tais! Viva la revolution!
3. Game on for dinner. Steak or something off Michigan, followed by OMR drinks/time? Or, let's watch the Grizzlies somewhere or here? Whatever, call me!
posted by Pat at 1:34 AM
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